$24.00 USD
You didn't choose the Border Collie life. Your Border Collie chose it for you — and scheduled your entire week while they were at it.
The Border Collie Tarot Card Shirt is a mystical tribute to the breed that makes every other dog look like they're just winging it. Border Collies don't just sit, stay, and roll over — they do it in order, on command, while judging your technique.
Wear this premium unisex tee to the dog park and watch every BC owner nod in solidarity. Pre-shrunk, soft ring-spun cotton that holds up wash after wash — kind of like your Collie's stare when you try to skip their walk.
Unisex fit. When in doubt, size up.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31-34" | 27" |
| S | 34-37" | 28" |
| M | 38-41" | 29" |
| L | 42-45" | 30" |
| XL | 46-49" | 31" |
| 2XL | 50-53" | 32" |
